For some reason Ive never quite pooped "right". I always would take a longer while to get it all out. Back before everything described below happened, it would take maybe 20-30 minutes to get everything out and be done. Ill give you a quick history of my poop paterns lately…

A month or so ago I had to poo after everything I ate. Anytime my stomach got some food in it, it would become very upset and I had to poo quickly after, many times being diareha. This went on for 2-3 days. Then after that was gone, it became very hard to poo. I would have to strain to get it out, and after a while it became VERY VERY painful to poop.. every time I had to poo I would expect going through hell again. I had to resort to a laxative for a couple days, and then I increased my fiber diet and began drinking more liquids, but that only helped a little.

Now, I am still eating more fiber and liquids, but I still have to strain when I poo. It doesnt hurt as much as it did before, but it is still a little painful. The poo was green for maybe no more than a week, but recently it is not. Now there is a decent amount of blood when I poo (there was blood a little before, but not enough to be notable or significant). The blood will first come out on end part (or the beginning part? cant tell) of the poop, and then I wipe just to see if the blood will show on the toilet paper and it does (bright red). I wipe a few more times in hopes to "clean up" the blood. The first wipe has a bunch of blood on it… enough to cover a good amount of the toilet paper wad, but not enough to make it dripping with blood or anything. With the second wipe, the blood is mixed with feces. It maybe takes 3-4 more wipes to get all the blood off.

After researching online, my first thought was hemmroids caused by my straining. But I just checked in a mirror (about 20 mins after I pooed) and I didnt spot any blood or veins coming out (though it is a bit hard to see past the hair). So what could it be? I went to WebMD and selected all the "bleeding" options in the rectum section and it gave me 20 results ranging from hemmroids to colon cancer. I dont know which one of these many things it is…. HELP!!

I’m trying to clean all the poop out of my intestinal tract. I assumed that I could drink nothing but apple juice for about 3 to 5 days and I would hav no more poop in me. but I’m on day 4 now of drinking nothing but water n apple juice and I’m still having runny diarea. It’s still brown and bits of solid poop in it. There is no giant sized pulp in it, but it’s not like totally clear. Is the tiny amount of pulp in it ( i assume theres microscopic pulp in it) causing me to sstill have poop in me? I’m not doing this for a doctor, im doing it for my own purpose.

My cat has problems with his lower colon and gets constipated to the point where he needs an enema about twice a year. Long story short-his doctor recommends lactalose and prescription diet w/d, and I am fine with administering the lactalose but HATE prescription diet foods-god awful foods and way too expensive for what you get. Is there anything that anyone can recommend that I supplement that will help keep his poop flowing well without recommending terrible dog foods (ie grocery store foods). He is currently on EVO.

what does it mean when for the past 3 days you are trying to poop but it takes 20+ minutes to get the poop to come down and out ? and then today only a little bit , about 32 inches in diameter , comes down and out but the rest never comes down OR out ?Pleaseeee help me this is serious tell me what it means ANYTHIN HELPS !!!

I’ve got a bit hard inside feeling bump popped out from nowhere in no time about 2 weeks ago, my urine tests came out negative and still having normal period even less than normal.

Is it possible that full of stool in my colon can cause me a big hard bump and slight cramp for nearly 3 weeks now, even the last time I had normal stool was 2 days ago. I have had constipation, I usually pooped everyday but due to the stress and late sleeping, I guess, they made my bowel system all messed up now.

- Does big belly from full of stoll make me look like 3 months preggo?
- What is the best colon cleansing out there in the market which isn’t expensive but very effective to clear all the stool?
- When you don’t poop for days/weeks, how would you feel with your stomach? Feeling like you drink lotsss of water and uncomfortable?
- What else could cause big bloating belly WITH NO gas for 3 weeks?
- What’s the difference between preggo’s bump and problem with bowel system’s bump? I mean physically and the feeling.

I’ve had trouble with my poop and so been thinking about it. Is it covered under health insurance? What is an approximate cost? I have so many questions.

I had a small bowel series done today and I had to drink two things of Barium. It took almost 3 hrs for it to go through my system and i was able to go to the bathroom right away (it was what white) and I drank two bottles of water right after. However I took a nap and when I woke up I had to go poop but I cant force it out, and I have been tyring to for almost 5 1/2 hours. If I keep drinking water will it get better, can it wait until tomorrow until my doctors office opens, or should I go to the emergency room.
No they did not give me any Milk of Magnesium. I was able to go to the bathroom (this is embarassing) but my poop was completely dired out, and it felt like I was being ripped apart when I was going (I strained for almost 20 minutes to get only a little bit out and I still have to go but I dont want to put my self through that again)

I have been having weird bowels lately, they have been small about the size of fingers, they used to be logs but I havent had a healthy log of poop in a few months…im thinking its my intestines are twisting up that way i cant form normal longs…any ideas? it might be becase im overweight

I have been drinking the nasty solution they give to clean the intestines and i have less than a liter left out of the 4 liters given, but idk if i should keep drinking cuz first its disgusting, AND second my poop is just clear water….

I was trying to go to the bathroom earlier, and I was constipated, so I was pushing kinda hard. And suddenly something started hurting in my butthole area every time I pushed. And it hurts REALLY bad. What could it be? And what do I do?
edit: It’s not from constipation. It’s not a "the poop won’t come out" pain. It’s a pain directly related to the pushing.
sorry if this is graphic

A few days ago I had an episode…I guess. I was watching tv, the felt like I needed to go #2. I ignored it for a bit, but then I started having bad pains and decided to go. I did go #2 with no problems, but I had extreme rectal and lower stomach pains and pressure. I thought I still needed to go so I sat for awhile trying…but nothing else happened. I finally got up(still in alot of pain…it did not subside when I went to the bathroom) I layed on my couch wrything in pain, sweating and feeling dizzy and nasueas for a few minutes before I got up to take some Tylenol. I then layed back down for a few hours. I had bad pains all thru the night but not like it was in the beginning. Well that was a 2 nights ago. I have not had an episode like that again but I continue to have lots of rectal pressure and even more lower belly pain and pressure. It hurts when I try to go to he bathroom(pee or poop) when I cough, move or touch my belly. Its not horrible pain but I would rate it a 7 on a 1-10 pain scale.

I jjust do’t know why its still going on. I am not constipated…havn’t been in years. I am not bleeding or anything like that. I am a pretty healthy 23 year old female.

Some other info that might help to diagnose. I had a csection almost 2 years ago. I have adheasions from that csection, I have an IUD in place for over 1.5 years. I do not have any disease or chronic illness. I have never experienced this before.

I know it sonds like gas…I thought that too…but does gas keep going for days and days?? Its just weird and I’m worrried….thanks for any help.

please im not trying to be gross.. but i have been having rectal pains and today i used a mirror to examine myself and when i tried to go number two… instead of poop it was a piece of meat and then it went back in. its just in there growing and it hurts!!

Ok, here’s the thing. Yesterday we had a Japanese delegation in the office for a very important sales meeting. I had been so nervous about this that I hadn’t been able to move my bowels for days before. Then, all of a sudden, in the middle of negotiations, I get the call; and don’t mean a whisper but a shout. So, apologizing with the lame excuse that I had left some papers on my desk, I applied a severe sphincter-lock to myself and beat feet out of there, bee-lining it straight for the john. Once there, it was all I could do to drop drawers and plant myself before the event occurred. First I gave a rectum ripping birth to a big brown baby easily 22 inches in length with a girth the size of my forearm. This was followed by 15 minutes of noxious and explosive, splattering diarrhea. By the time the episode had passed, I was soaked in sweat, splotched from the waist down with plops of poop and had filled the room with a pernicious, putrid, almost visible moist cloud of cloying gas. Praising the Lord in no uncertain terms, I cleaned myself up as best I could and made to leave when it came to me that I hadn’t flushed. There was nothing to do but to return to the scene of the crime and pull the chain. To my horror, the only thing that happened was that soup and substance went round and round while the bowl filled and ran over the rim. My new born now lay on the on the slimy floor like some fetid fetus from hell. I left the room in a panic. But just as I walked into the hall, I saw the Japanese delegation approaching. They were headed for the john. No sooner had they entered than the air was filled horrified “Ohhhs!!!” and “Ah-sooos!!!” that reverberated through the building. They then began snapping pictures. It is my responsibility to close the deal with these people, but they now look at me with something between disgust and loathing. If I don’t close this deal I fear I will lose my job. My company sells personal hygiene products. Please help! What should I do?

Usually around my menstrual cycle, I’ve noticed crusted discharge around the rim of my belly button. So I would clean it away or shower and it would be fine but it would smell of feces (poop). I know it’s located outside of my intestines, but they’re not attached. So, why do I have this problem? & How can I fix this problem?

thanks.

Is it normal for my poop to be green and have the consistency of lemonade? Why is it like this?

ok how do you get ride of old poop that has been in your colon for years.. and yes it’s there my doctors ran a test and told me , but the pills they gave me will not work.. I went on a diet where i only ate apples for five days and drank water and applecider vinger but still no real bowel movement. but what i did see come out was a small worm.. so there must be more.. so tell me PLEASE , what can i do when the doctors said it’s ok .. don’t everthing needs cleaning over time( oil change, house cleaning,etc) why noy your body,mind and soul..Don’t say prume juice it don’t do much for me and laxitives are a waste of money.. Have any Ideas.. people should use the toliet everyday .. SAve me some money and tell me somethimg good!!
I want to take a colon cleanse, but everyone keeps saying is not the answer ..so i want to know what’s the answer then??

Ok so there is this pile of stuff in my back yard that looks like intestines(I have dissected allot of animals before). So I got a stick and opened up some of it and it appeared to be rabbit droppings(and there was some rabbit fur, but the fur looked really clean?). Next to it was more of something that actually looks like poop.
If you need more details ask.

My thought is that something ate a rabbit and its intestines just got pooped out? ha ha idk!
no i am not joking. my dog rolled in it too !

I have stomach pain, and pain on the left and sometimes right side of my bellybutton but the pain isnt constant just sometimes all of a sudden it comes and it isnt excruciating. Also I dont have big bowel movements I guess I could be constipated and dont poop for 4 days sometimes but I never have any blood in my stool. I workout so could the abdominal pain be from straining and little muscles being pulled. I have gas, and sometimes bloating. What disease could
I have, a life-threatening one? Or something that is nothing to worry about?
Update. I just had a bowel movement . The stools are narrow. Could that mean colon polyp?

I’ve suffered with bloating,gas,constipation,diarhea, the feeling that I have to go BM again, even when I’ve just gone,and mucous in my poop. I hate going into public anymore because I need to make a few trips to the bathroom, most of the time I feel like I have to go, but then nothing. It’s embarrasing because my boyfriend picks on me. He alsmost hates going in public with me as much as I do. So my question is,,,would a good bowel cleansing help with the symptoms and what do I use. Is it safe to cleanse your bowels?

I have:

Bloody Stools
Thin Stools
Diarehha
Constipation
Abdominal pain
Going poop alot
No solid or "regular" stools
I feel like I have to poop all the time, but only a tiny bit comes out or nothing
I’m tired all the time

I have a doctors appointment for this Friday. Personally, I don’t feel these symptoms could be Crohn’s or IBL. What do you guys think?

Example:

What’s the longest colon cleansing string of poop?
Or, whats the shortest colon cleansing string of poop?