okk so i just got back from the doctors, and they took an xray of my stomach … apparently i’m incredibly constipated. This weekend i have to poop it all out lol eww i kno but its true. If im going to be basically ‘cleaning’ my intestines, does that mean i will have a large weight loss?

I don’t want to do an enema. What oral cleanse can I take to clean out my intestines real good and will do it quickly? Thanks.

I just had a 10 oz bottle of it just to clean my intestines..

Okay so I want my intestines cleaned out! I had a bad case of food poisining, and have had constipation in the past…but there’s so much out there…I can’t tell the difference between these cleanses?

so I heard about the salt flush…but do you basically just drink salt water and eat normally?

any advice would be great thanks!

I want to give myself a good cleaning. I read that this stuff works great, but is expensive. I dont mind paying the price if it is beneficial to my health. Has anybody tried it and felt good about its results? I believe the colon/intestines should be cleaned out at least once a year. After all, it is an organ full of polluted mess!

HUMAN SEPTIC TANK***

PS: I wanted to list this question in the ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE category but Yahoo wont let me choose that one.
Okra Pepsin E3 is not a food that one cooks***

I am practically a fish expert. I know that goldfish have no stomaches and everything they eat goes straight to there intestines so they need really acidic food. I also know do to there growable size they need insanly large tanks. I also know they need alot of oxegen and very clean water. I know all the myths about them(and every other fish). Some of which can be found here. http://www.aquariumcorner.com/bettas.htm and here http://www.aquariumcorner.com/goldfish.htm. But for all the other fish experts I was wondering if you guys think that tropical flakes would be acidic enough for goldfish. Not that I would ever give a gold fish tropical flakes. My mom sometimes does so I was wondering if I should just let it slide? Also if anyone has any guestions about any fish go to guppylog.com or google it if you need to. I am a member there and it is a great website. It started out for guppies but there are experts there that know something about everything fish. Great site with good people.
Ok, maybe you guys didn’t read all of the topic but in there I said they not my goldfish and I don’t feed them the tropical flakes. I asked for some else just so you know.

I know it sounds stupid but I keep trying to look this up everywhere and its like I’m the only person to have experienced this! Its a normal excretion, like I don’t have stomach pains or anything, I just know I have to go, and then I go and I’m getting ready to wipe and its like I had like 5-10 pounds in me. I don’t mean to be graphic but its like not even in the water anymore sometimes.
I’m just curious as to what it means! I’ve been on a gluten free diet btw, and eating healthy with this diet so I’m not sure if maybe my intestines are cleaning themselves out? IDK! I hope someone can help me understand!

-B
Adding to most of the answers ur giving me, I actually don’t eat much at all, due to my gluten allergy! None of its painful either, its just normal, but a lot of it! I’m not complaining, it just seemed weird to me because I don’t eat like normal people lol

Yeah it’s kind of gross, but we all gotta do it. I’m a bit backed up, and instead of using Ex-Lax to flush things through, I need something that will TOTALLY flush my intestines clean in one fell swoop. Years ago, a pharmacist at a local grocery store told me to get this over the counter stuff in a green bottle that you just drank the whole thing – forgot what it was called, but it tasted rather tart. Anyway, less than 5 minutes after I drank that thing, I was praying to God to make it all stop, but it flushed me out completely.

I’m looking for something like that, but more effective, or if not, then that same thing again. I just can’t remember the name. Can anybody help me out here? (OTC only please – thanks!)

I use to take this bitter medicine that made me go to the bathroom a lot. But I don’t want to buy it from a store this time. It helped me pass all the the waste out of my system. And at the same time made me loose weight.

Do you know any websites,…. that will teach me some ~homemade~ weight lost drinks. That will also clean out my intestines and clear my system of anything bad.

Thanks in Advance.

I’ve got a fresh roadkill rabbit here. Its intestines were coming out when I found it and there is some blood on the fur. How can I clean it? I am going to preserve the skin on a board with salt over it, so I don’t really want to wet the hide.

Any idea’s?
Should I just wipe it down?

By day I’m a human nurse & by night I’m a cat rescue lady. Something happened over night that I’d like to share to see if anyone has ever seen this. When I rescue a momma cat and she is far along enough that an abortion will result in live births – I never proceed with the spay. I have the momma checked out by my vet (who is a god send by the way) & help mom to bring her young into the world. At a later date I have mom spayed & don’t adopt her kittens until they spayed/neutered and fully vetted. I’ve seen it all in my experience with rescues and births of kittens. Some are still born, some die shortly after birth – just recently I lost two kittens from two separate litters from what I think after research is surely feline distemper & promptly consulted a kitten expert for treatment as my vet doesn’t do much for kittens until a certain age. Now they are all quarantined and responding to treatment. I’ve had kittens born with cleft palate that die within a few days of birth – premature kittens that can’t survive beyond a day or two because of underdeveloped lungs…
Around 4 this morning my latest abandoned mom gave birth first to a still born, then three lively screamers arrived – We got her out of her hiding place and cleaned the screamers up and got them all nested in a nice little kitty bed and warmed them while the births continued – another lively screamer came & then the shock of all shocks – she gave birth to her final kitten – A live screaming little guy whom she wasn’t to in a hurry about separating him from his cord – I know how to help when mom gets tired so I got my supplies and thought his cord looked weird? Upon closer inspection – just about to tie off the cord and cut it to my disbelievment his intestines were protruding from his abdomen and attached to the cord. I was able to seperate the cord from mom and remove the placenta. I thought this kitten would die momentarily as he bled a bit so I took a warm moist baby wipe and bundled his insides close to him and wrapped him around his mid line and secured it so the intestines weren’t flopping around. This little guy immediately began the lively wailing newborn kittens do and headed straight for the boob? I was shocked – so I decided not to remove him from the litter and just let nature take it’s course. Okay so at 10am this little guy is still moving around & nursing & I’m baffled – called my Vet. He called a specialist at the emergency clinic and people guess what – this kitten has undergone a procedure where the intestines were safely placed back into his abdomen & our problem now is infection – and of course whether or not the intestines will function – my keeping them moist saved them from becoming necrotic. WOW!! It is now 1pm & he is still alive at the 24 hour ER with a kitten specialist. I’m so amazed by what a Vet can do to save a life – I just had to share. I know his chances for survival aren’t that great – but we had to try & I couldn’t leave him just flopping around with his litter till infection set in and killed him. I know .. I’m INSANE when it comes to my love for cats – especially when there are so many unwanted little things out there. Just thought I’d share this experience and see if anyone else ever had this happen and what kind of outcome you experienced. Hugs.
Hi Everyone… Sadly the little guy passed away later Saturday afternoon. Just to much for a tiny kitten & if you don’t think people have hearts… The Vet didn’t charge me a penny for bringing him to the ER (it usually costs an arm and a leg).
ocimom – I guess you didn’t read my entire post. I do have all the cats I rescue spayed. The only time I won’t do it while she is pregnant is if the abortion may result in live births. I’m in the business of saving lives – not taking them. As far as the kitten I allowed the ER vet to work on – if the ER vet thought he should have been euthanized on the spot I would have allowed it as to make him suffer.

Hi. I’m a diabetic. I would like to do a total body cleansing. Except 2 problems. 1. I don’t know how. 2. I’m a diabetic. So I have to eat and or drink to keep my sugar from dropping. How can I clean out EVERYTHING in my stomach and or intestines/bowels, yet still eat or drink something? I am trying to become a vegetarian, and I want all the meat that’s left in my body gone ASAP! Also, I can’t take any high powered magic cleaning medicines, all I have is over the counter correctols. Please let me know if you have any suggestions and or ideas? And no I can’t take herbs either.

i know you can flush your body w/ gallons of water, but what about the digestion system? how do you empty your intestines. like what foods can you eat to get rid of the waste (and old waste) in your intestines? fruit juices, etc. what is good to eat to get rid of your waste?

Is there a home remedy to clean out your insides. I feel I need to flush out my intestines and blood. If so, any tips?

Usually around my menstrual cycle, I’ve noticed crusted discharge around the rim of my belly button. So I would clean it away or shower and it would be fine but it would smell of feces (poop). I know it’s located outside of my intestines, but they’re not attached. So, why do I have this problem? & How can I fix this problem?

thanks.

i am 21 and i have seen colon cleansing online and saw some pictures of what came out it looks like intestines what is that and would it be good for me and how long does it take to get out
and also does anyone know what i should get to do this

Gum cannot be broken down by the HCL in the stomach similar to fiber. Would the gum help clean out the intestines like fiber would?

Asian Chinese drinks lots of Chinese Tea. Is it good to drink a lot? I was told it helps to clean up oily food away from the intestines. Will drinking a lot Chinese Tea may cause kidney problem?

Me and my brother were shooting .22 rifles and my dog ran behind the targets and got shot through the ass. It went clean through the side of her butt, it stopped bleeding and she is acting fine, she is even running around, and jumped into the back of my truck fine. We put neosporin on the entrance and exit wound. The vet’s office i closed on the weekend, so how do i tell if i didn’t hit her intestines or colon?

I don’t have the money to buy an expensive colon cleanse, but my doctor gave me magnesium citrate to drink because I am so backed up that he says I have about 10 pounds of fecal matter blocking my intestines.
My question is, will this work for someone as severely backed up as me? Or will I have to save up and buy the expensive colon cleanse stuff?

Think about it, doesn’t it clean out your intestines.

I’m talking about months and months of crap that was on the walls of my intestines, prevent body odor, and reduce stress? Will it help me look younger in the face?

about 5-6 days ago i had my hemorrhoids flare up and there was a little blood on my toilet paper and a few drops in the toilet. after the second day i used preparation H and it went away the next day however the day before it went away i started to feel slightly gassy and had some slight pain in my intestines. i still have that now. i don’t feel any different other than some gassyness and a slight burning in my colon ( it kind of blends in with gas pain). i would go to the doctor and ask but i dont have health care. i tend to worry alot about minute things but some symptoms sound like colorectal cancer. im also 20 years old have a pretty clean bill of health and im pretty sure no one in my family has had issues with this kind of cancer.

any idea what this might be?
i should also add that i dont have diarrhea and i dont think im constipated. but when i do have a movement its small.
other symptoms-
odd sharp pain near belly button
very slight burning when i urinate sometimes.
my diet usually consists of a bowl of cereal in the morning, usually a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch, and just about anything for dinner. fruits and vegetables are scarce.

On a dare i ate two gallons worth of cheese products only to experience a week later spontaneous defecation, when the bloody trousers were cleaned i realized something was still dangling out my rectum, sum a my intestines, long story short i got a tail now and some how i’m still alive
how can this be?

It is something about that blue 40 and that bottle of multi purpose brake cleaner that makes my intestines goes bonkers.

Medically, why is that?