I am now 36 weeks along with my second child. I have been having Braxton Hicks for quite awhile now and was even monitored in the hospital a few weeks ago for having contractions, but they eventually stopped. For the last few hours I have been having really bad stomach pains, throughout most of my stomach, pelvic pressure and rectal pressure. There’s points where it feels like there’s a foot trying to kick out of me down there! It’s really making me feel like hell. Any suggestions?! Thanks!

i want to know if there is anything i can do. Ive been having problems when i go to the bathroom and do number 2. it burns every time it happens and it isnt getting better. yeah there are days where it doesnt burn and i feel great. but then there are other days where i feel like my intestines burn like hell. up to my chest is where the burning is at. ive seen a doctor and told him everything possible thats wrong with me and all he gives me is ibuproffin or an inhailer. WTF?! (sorry if i cant spell) i just wanted to know if there is something i could take to have a healthy colon. thank you for your time.

I am 38 wks prego, and baby is engaged says my Dr. but have not been checked for dilation yet until Wednesday this week. I been sitting here and feeling like I have swallowed some needles but instead of them trying to come out from the back they feel like they are trying to exit through the front (my vagina). sorry to sound so graphic and thanks to all in advance.
I also have rectal pressure that hurts like hell when walking or sitting.

Okay, so you know how in the Diet&Fitness section we get all those spam answers about how to "lose weight"? Y’know, the ones that go "I lost weight doing such and such, click here to find out more!!" (by the way, acai berry does NOT burn fat, it’s just filled with antioxidants…at least, that’s what my research says…I’ve been drinking pomegranate/acai berry juice for years and have not lost a single calorie because of it..It just tastes good to me).

So anyway, I came across one that said, "I cleansed my colon and lost weight!!" (more or less.)

What I want to know is, HOW in the HELL is that related to weight loss? And anyway, isn’t it incredibly dangerous to get a colon cleansing? I heard that it results in all kinds of problems, including getting a bad case of the runs.
Lol ironic how I’m blasting the "colon spam" and yet I get one of those spam answers here. Anyway, yeah, I just never understood how POOPING had anything to do with losing body fat. Hell, if I could lose weight by taking a dump, I’d be a supermodel right now.

long story short, this adv on a site had the words ‘colon cleansing’ so i clicked just to see what on earth it is,

this came up http://www.blessedherbs.com/?sp=internal-cleanse&s_cid=colon%20cleansingcontent_14_3_001& (DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU ARE SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THE GROSS)

i was shocked how the hell their bodies produced that. Not to be even more gross, my diet is omnivore, but i have never produced something that you can pick up with chopsticks….

are they sick? is this a disease? what on earth…?

Ok, i am 19 and i want to start by saying, i am a huge hypochondriac. If i hear someone talk about an illness, that part of my body immediately starts to feel uncomfortable. But this time something is wrong. I have recently had bright red blood in the toilet bowl, as well as when i wipe. I few months ago, i weight about 200 pounds and i should weight about 170. I found out a had an under active thyroid and along with the meds i started to excercise and i lost 30 pounds in 2 months. Now i am worried the weight loss was not from my hard work but from colon cancer. It is the summer and there is nothing to do, so i have become really bored. The boredom has brought on mild depression which has made me more tired then usual. Now i fear i am tired because of cancer. I am freaking out. Seriously i can watch a movie where a killer disembowels a bunch of kids but if my grandma talks about arthritis my feet start to hurt like hell and i get queasy. My aunt had colon cancer but she is unhealthy. She smoked (until she got it), is overweight, and has a terrible diet and she is like 60. Please help me, if the colon cancer does not kill me i will worry until i give myself ulcers. I get a blood test every month to test my thyroid and as of now everything else is normal. What do you think…..am i just going insane?

Is it good to do colon cleansing?
I want to take the pills for colon cleansing.
Acai-berry colon cleanse

And that’s for an 18 years old.
Green,
The shit in your colon does not sound disgusting, but cleaning it and moving it out of your body sounds disgusting to you. What the hell is the matter with you?

I need help on the "Arsenal Gear-Jejunum" room: one of the rooms where Raiden is naked and the Colonel is saying weird stuff. I need to get out of the room and move on to the next rooms without going to the "Arsenal Gear-Ascending Colon" room because once you get in there, you can’t get out, or there’s probably some crawlspace that I can’t see, but anyway please help.

P.S. If you can, can you also explain why the hell is a Japanese woman on the radar when you spend some time in the "Ascending Colon" room?

P.S.S. Warn me also if there are other rooms similar to my situation after that room

i find the colon cleansing pills don’t help me as much.
Is a colon cleansing tea much better because its hot?
I shouldbe drinking lemon water but i really hate it in water.
Chrones disease runs in my family but i dont think i have it, that would be much more of a hell situation.

I’m open to any suggestions, and hearing your experiences would be good for good feedback, but the idiots who say you shouldnt do a colon cleanse please save it because my body clearly needs this.
Thanks
Thank you.

Im in pretty bad shape. I have had to have 3 IV’s already for dehydration. and 2 enemas for severe constipation. i am getting every bad symptom in the book and more. this is my 2nd preg. and i am not makin it so well. 3 days ago started something very excrutiating. Rectal spasms. about every 3 to 5 minutes like clockwork and as painful as labor contractions i am getting severe stabbing pain causing me to bare down every couple of minutes. it lasts maybe a min. then goes away… what the hell is causing these episodes and how can i help myself? im pretty much bed ridden from the pain. I am also still puking with zofran and reglan!!!

I have painful gas/burping problems.. I dont think anti depressents will help… also I have a water type of feeling Bloating feeling going on… In plain terms… i Feel like hell & im Burping & farting Faster & harder then any man ( Im a woman) I know.. I need help .. ouch!

Alright, so sometimes when I am just sitting in class or chilling and watching TV I will have the most god-awful prostate/rectal pains imaginable. They come with no warning and it almost feels like a surging pain. I am 21 years old and have been experiencing these surges randomly for years…I am in good health-I am 6’4" 185…sometimes it only happens like once a week, other times it is more frequent…Anyone have similar pains or know what the hell is the matter with me?

I am currently 15 and on the chu yung and colon cleanse Diet i know your properly thinking what the hell ? but i need to lose weight and i am eating healthy and exercising i am just using it as an aid ..
Anyway i was just wondering if it is safe for me to take colon cleanse tablets at the age of 15 ? if not why ? and what are the risk ?

My father is 83, and very fragile, with extreme mobility issues. His doctor suggested a colonoscopy simply because he’s never had one and he’s "over 50". The prep alone will be hell for him, as he’s diabetic, and the trips to the bathroom will put him at extreme risk for falling, as he can barely walk now. Is this really necessary? He has no symptoms or gastric problems.

I have been very prepared to get my first colonoscopy over with this morning. However, I began the mandatory colon cleansing around 6 pm last night and experienced no bowel movement whatsoever. I followed the MoviPrep instructions exactly and absolutely nothing. I poop all the time (diarrhea) and then they tell me to down some heavy duty laxative that tastes like salt and this doesn’t make me go! What the hell is going on?

honestly speaking..i missed my menstruation for one year, a woman’s period is rlly impt cos it helps to remove toxins n all,once i started my periods again,i think my hormones created havoc… and also started gaining weight like hell.
so i thought of doing a liver/colon cleanse to lose some weight and ‘recorrect’ my hormonal problems(if any)

You guys think i can lose at least 10 pounds if i do this for 5 days? just eat the detox pills,drink tea,water,organic juice through out the detox?