I have to have a colonoscopy next Monday. I have had one before and am really not looking forward to it. The problem is drinking the triLyte crap! Anybody have any ideas about how to get it down quick and painless? Which flavor packs are the best?
I can’t take the pills because I have kidney damage.

OK Ive been on a sort of cleanse program for 4 days now. Eating mostly fruits and veggies some whole wheat bread every now and then and tart cherry juice. And I have the runs pretty bad. Is my body cleaning itself out? before I started this I ate a lot of crap kind of. Is this normal and how long will it last?
I don’t know how to comment on my own post so I will use this lol.

Pink floy, I wouldn’t say I’m really on a diet, Just trying to eat better. This can’t be a bad thing considering I ate total crap and complete processed foods before can it? I think not.

i have been changing my diet so it could be constipation but i have been having a bad pain on my lower left side and i found blood in my crap last night but it also hurt…i havent crapped right in a while and i wanna know if its constipation or colon cancer.
ive been drinking alot of water and i just recently had xrays done for my chest and shifted ribs. could those all play in as factors?

I’ve never done this before and I feel like crap, I eat healthy, Love fruit n veggies. I eat whole grain I run every day and I just feel- nasty for some reason. I was thinking of a total body cleanse/detox, preferably all-natural and not just colon cleanse- I want whole body. Who has done this and has a favorite?

Who is 3 years old keeps eating crap like, paper, elastic bands, plastic, pritty much anything he can find to munch on?
why do i ask, sick and tired of listen to him yak(throw up) in the middle of the night. Then having to get up and clean it up.

I don’t what him to get to sick that i may have to take him to the vet, for having somthing stuck in his intestines.

Have any ideas to get him to stop???????????????

P.s his sister doen’t act like him at all she is a normal cat…
my cats are free fed meaning they never run out of food!
I also have a 2 year old
And my cat is smart!!
He hides stuff, and finds finds stuff i never knew i had
he has lots of toys, but rater distroy everything else

On Wednesday the 8th I used the bathroom and had a loose stool, upon wiping I had quite a bit of blood on the tissue paper. I was able to go once more the next morning, again with loose stool and blood. Now I can’t pass my bowels whatsoever. I have gone to a gastronomy center and now I have a colonoscopy in 3 days. I’ve had x-rays ruling out obstruction but they see a lot of stool that needs out. Only problem is I cannot pass any stool which I’m told I need to do so for a good exam. I have been on Miralax for 4 days with no luck, tried a small enema with no luck and have been on a liquid diet as well. What do I do? I am going to be starting my prep (magnesium citrate) as well as surprep on monday. I am hoping these work but if not what do I do? Will they perform something to cleanse me? HELP?
I also want to mention that I have had very slight BM maybe once a day but I know I still have a lot of stool in me. I still get hungry and pass gas…Thanks for the replys/answers. I never wanted to take a crap so bad in my life!!!

I have heard of someone that had his small intestines taken out. He then had these tubes put inside him and had a bag that his crap went into. How would he clean the tubes that were surgically put in? Thanks for your help. I appreciate it.

or know of a healthfood store in my earea of wapaca county? i have been told this would help me in so many aspects & im so tired & run down & gaining so much weight umong other health issues & heard alot of great things about colin cleansing help !im so tired of feeling like crap!

Ok so i did a acne free in 3 days. It worked wonders for me, My face looks clear now and i barely have acne breakouts. Only those small pimples that u can barely see. My cystic acne is gone to. Nothing ever worked for me then doing the apple fast for 3 days. I suffered with severe acne for couple years already. I found this ebook i got it for free and i did everything that the guy sayed on it. Eating apples on for 3 days, drinking sh*t loads of water and doing enemas. So yeah my skin looks really good. Even scars faded after i did the clease. So i finally understand why i was getting acne for all of those years, its because of the toxins. For years i was putting that benzoyl peroxide crap on my face witch helped but still acne was just appearing and appearing everyday. I even changed my diet. That only helped little bit but when i finally did the apple fast my acne improved 95 percent. I barely get any breakouts. I still want to get rid of those toxins in my body again. I did the apple fast and allot of toxins came out from my body. Is there any good cheap colon cleanse products to clean out the toxins. I don’t want to do the apple fast again because i am a body builder and i dont want to lose muscles and plus i cant stand apples anymore cuz i had to eat sh*t loads of them for 3 days but it was worth it and the other thing it says he cured his acne in 3 days, it didn’t cure my acne in 3 days but it improved it by 95 percent. I still get little acne because i think i didn’t remove all the toxins. So is there any other ways that u can remove toxins from the body.

I’ve been taking Colon Cleansing Pills for several days now because my friend suggested that I start cleaning my colon out, since it contains so much "crap" that can turn your body into a toxic mine. Anyway, I’ve taken them since last Friday, becuase the bottle says to take 4 capsules 3 times a day, I can’t scarf that many down so I just take 4 in the evening after dinner, but on Sunday I forgot to take them so I didn’t have a bowel movement on Monday and I took them Monday after dinner and I didn’t have a bowel movement right after I woke up like I normally do, I had one about and hour after I got into work and then 45 minutes after that one; is this normal for colon cleansing pills? Should I stop taking them? I want to clean my colon and become regular again, I eat lots of fiber, but it seems that it doesn’t help much on it’s own.

Thanks,

1. Does this mean, my intestines are going through a cleaning?
2. Most i eat is , alot of brockly , romain letucce, pepers, french dressing
3. My crap looks Really dark, and it looks like " Lettuce mixed in with crap )
4. I starve cuz i have no money, and eat tons of veggies at night in the salad

question: is this style bad, i constantly pass gass, and i crap every 2 hours , stomach alwasy feels full. I try to stuff myself alot with salad,,
Thanks to all of you, this really helps. I live on a couch on the dorm, while goign to school full time and runing a business over the phone and back home i will take all the advice i got here, thanks ya’ll

He was talking about how you need to get pills for colon cleansing to help lose weight. I started looking around on here and alot of you say its crap, since the colon cleanses itself..

I’m also thinking I’m gonna try acai berry, what do you think of acai berry and colon cleansing vitamins?

While I don’t doubt that we all have 8-12 lbs of crap stuck in our intestines and colon, do these products actually flush it out?

If so, what, if any, health benefits would result from having it flushed out?

Also what would happen if I took it? Would I be running to the bathroom to crap out half digested pizza rolls from 5 years ago?

The pain is somewhat severe, I’m still able to walk around, do my daily routines but it’s starting to bother me.when I walk, it hurts a little (ive gotten used to the pain), sitting, standing, bending also hurts. Theirs no blood when I wipe my a** after I take a crap, but I have to strain to get them out. any idea what it may be ?
I’m only 17 too, if that adds any information.

I have a lot of weight to lose, and I need to at least LOOK thinner in a short amount of time, for a special–and obviously unplanned–event. I’ve heard that colon cleansers can help you clean 10-20lbs of useless crap from your body and make you feel loads better, and even give you a flat stomach. Is this true?

Thing is, my bowels seem to work fine. I have loose stools a lot, but I’ve just gotten over several years of binge-eating. If I use my bowels daily anyway, is there any point buying these products?

I don’t want anything with senna or a laxative-effect because they ruin your bowels. I just want something to clean out all the junk so I can feel better, look thinner, and start afresh. Any idea which products are the best (in Australia) that I can buy in capsule/pill-form in the pharmacy? Do they even work?

Thanks for any advice!

I cant cook for crap…I am horrible and clueless with it. Any suggestions on a diet that I can do? Working in the kitchen is a huge intimidation for me..please help!

I cant cook for crap…I am horrible and clueless with it. Any suggestions on a diet that I can do? Working in the kitchen is a huge intimidation for me..please help!

And what books do you recommend for reading to educate myself on the disease itself. All I can find are GF cookbooks. I want to edcuate myself on the disease and how it affect my entire body system. If I eat gluten, how will that affect my other organs, blood system, skin… I have another autoimmune disease, so adding this one on top of it isn’t helping. But my 2 doctors don’t seem concerned & tell me very little. And I feel like crap 24/7. Low energy and weak.
Can anyone advice me on where to go for more education onf the celiac disease so I can help myself? Thanks!

it doesn’t need to be fancy, i a quick idea to make a large intestine that doesn’t look like crap

any ideas??

I was looking up colon cleansing and saw some interesting pictures of what they take out of people. I eat healthy; no processed foods, lots of fruits and vegetables, and no meat. So I am wondering if I have that crap in my colon. Look it up, it so gross!

I generally well (ish – could do better) and I am a healthy weight. I’ve been eating a bit of crap lately and feel sluggish and starchey so before I go on holiday next week I wanted to have a detox week of eating loads of fruit & veg and taking some kind of natural colon cleanser to flush out some of the rubbish. I don’t want to lose weight (though feeling a bit lighter by the end might be nice!) Is this harmful to me, could is disrupt my natural ‘rhythm’ (I’m already a healthy regular)? And can anyone recommend anything for this?
* I generally EAT well

Me and my friends are going to the beach in July and right now I don’t have a flat stomach and I want one. So here’s my method:
- Eat a good breakfast every day. (I always skip breakfast and that’s part of the problem)
- Get a good night’s sleep of at LEAST 9.5 hours every night (as you can see I stay up late)
- Do 30 minutes of cardio 3 times a week and then pilates after that. On Sunday a light 20 minute jog
- Only have one soda a week and the rest of the time, drink water (I know myself well enough to know I wouldn’t be able to stick to no soda at all)

NO ADS!!!!! PLEASE NO CRAP ABOUT ACAI BERRY AND TARGETED WEIGHT LOSS AND COLON CLEANERS!!!

I am 19 weeks tomorrow and i know that im far from giving birth, but due to all these horrendous stories ive heard about women pooping during birth. I know its natural and all. But i don’t want to have to smell my own crap while im giving birth. So how can i prevent pooping during birth. Other than having an enema done, a natural way of cleansing my bowels before i give birth?

I had my baby 11mos ago, and the weight just won’t come off, I’ve dieted, starved, tried the acai/colon crap, diet pills, exercise, but no matter what I do or eat I won’t lose weight but I won’t gain it either. Any suggestions?I have a wedding in June and it’s early March

I’m talking about months and months of crap that was on the walls of my intestines, prevent body odor, and reduce stress? Will it help me look younger in the face?