I have a lot of weight to lose, and I need to at least LOOK thinner in a short amount of time, for a special–and obviously unplanned–event. I’ve heard that colon cleansers can help you clean 10-20lbs of useless crap from your body and make you feel loads better, and even give you a flat stomach. Is this true?

Thing is, my bowels seem to work fine. I have loose stools a lot, but I’ve just gotten over several years of binge-eating. If I use my bowels daily anyway, is there any point buying these products?

I don’t want anything with senna or a laxative-effect because they ruin your bowels. I just want something to clean out all the junk so I can feel better, look thinner, and start afresh. Any idea which products are the best (in Australia) that I can buy in capsule/pill-form in the pharmacy? Do they even work?

Thanks for any advice!

I want to cleanse my bowels, and stop this constipation naturally, without the use of laxatives,

cany body help

I was thinking of doing the master cleanse but the salt water flush makes me gag just thinking about it. If I just do a juice fast how long for my bowels to be clear and flushed?

Im 8 1/2 wks pregnant and really havent had good bowels but now Im in a lot more pain because I havent gone in 5 days. When should I go to the doc for this? When does it get serious?

I have decided to start the Master Cleanse tomorrow after much consideration. I have a few questions if anyone can help me out.

1. I weight 240 lbs. How much of the mixture should I be drinking?

2. Do you have to drink the saltwater every single day?

3. It mentions you should take an herbal laxative to help induce bathroom time. What time during the day should I take this? I don’t want to be at work talking to someone and then have to stop in the middle of conversation because my bowels are about to explode!!

Thanks,

(Please don’t tell me this is a unhealthy diet because I have already told myself I’m doing it)

I have to lose as much weight as possible for a competition so i figured i could "cleanse" my bowels. What is a good way to do this?

did you feel seriously ILL
right b4 all the nasty gunk poured out of the bowels?

some woman on youtube made a vid advising ppl not even to think abt trying gall bladder liver cleanses.

but she used strange combos of ingredients i had never heard of b4 …… {epson salt and olive oil???} {SALT?!?!} no wonder she felt sick
never heard of anyone drinking down a bunch of salt, hmmm

I feel like I am on a pooping schedule. If I eat a big meal, I have to poop about 10 minutes after, like clockwork. Other than that, I dont really have a problem with my bowels and my stomach doesnt hurt a lot or anything. I just poop a lot and when I eat heavy, always 10 minutes after, I have to go. Could this be irritable bowel or something else?

Hi. I’m a diabetic. I would like to do a total body cleansing. Except 2 problems. 1. I don’t know how. 2. I’m a diabetic. So I have to eat and or drink to keep my sugar from dropping. How can I clean out EVERYTHING in my stomach and or intestines/bowels, yet still eat or drink something? I am trying to become a vegetarian, and I want all the meat that’s left in my body gone ASAP! Also, I can’t take any high powered magic cleaning medicines, all I have is over the counter correctols. Please let me know if you have any suggestions and or ideas? And no I can’t take herbs either.

i am sure the salt wash is what is making me gain the weight because it is supposed to empty your bowels but it only constipates me…..what should i do to make it work?

i am going in for a colonoscopy tomorrow and have been told to drink 2 liters of medication to clear the colon
however I am finding it really hard to drink and keep gagging on it I have taken half the solution and my stool is clear (due to the fact that Iv been having running diarrhea for 3 weeks..so the solution didnt really have to do much to clear my bowels

I was wondering does chocolate ‘release the bowels’… ??? Because when ever i eat chocolate mabe 5 or so minutes later i have to drop a mad brick anyone have this ”problem” its quite odd, but it doesn’t really bother me. Lol or do you just think i have oddly extreme cleaning intestine !? ???? Just want to know if this is normal!?

I have to have a colonoscopy in a week. My doctor said to purchase a bowel cleanser from my local drugstore. Can anyone recommend a good colon cleanser that will empty my bowels? What have you taken prior to having a colonoscopy?

I am 19 weeks tomorrow and i know that im far from giving birth, but due to all these horrendous stories ive heard about women pooping during birth. I know its natural and all. But i don’t want to have to smell my own crap while im giving birth. So how can i prevent pooping during birth. Other than having an enema done, a natural way of cleansing my bowels before i give birth?

Its just salt and water
Im dependent on senna therefore chronically constipated. I recently did the salt water flush from the master cleanse and it really worked with getting my bowels moving. If i plan to do this on a regular basis, say, twice a month to clear me up, will i get dependent on the salt water flush? Is it fine to do regularly as stated in master cleanse? (im not on that lame diet by the way)

I was sitting on the sofa and my dog Bella jumped in my lap, the pressure caused me to evacuate my bowels all over myself. Now this isn’t a one time thing because my stomach is upset a lot and this incident has happened before with her causing me to lose my sh*ts and Bella keeps trying to hop in my lap so what do I do, please help

I have to have a colonoscopy in a week. My doctor said to purchase a bowel cleanser from my local drugstore. Can anyone recommend a good colon cleanser that will empty my bowels? What have you taken prior to having a colonoscopy?

I have to have a colonoscopy in a week. My doctor said to purchase a bowel cleanser from my local drugstore. Can anyone recommend a good colon cleanser that will empty my bowels? What have you taken prior to having a colonoscopy?

I want clean out my bowels out naturally. I’m so boated and packed that I look like I’m 8 months pregnant. I don’t want to spend a lot of money on those cleansing kits. But I want to do it safely.

I am 13 weeks 4 days, just entered my second trimester. Tonight my boyfriend and I were naughty and ate a heavy, greasy, fried, bad for us dinner (which I usually do not do). A little while after wards I had a huge gas bubble that moved from my stomach into my bowels where it just stayed and grew and began to hurt so bad I could hardly walk. I went to the bathroom (pee first) and it seemed to make it worse, then I went to the bathroom again (poo) and it was significantly better, but still slightly present. I’m just curious if this is normal or if it is something to worry about. I feel I worry too much so if I don’t need to worry please let me know! I could use some positivity. Thanks!!

I just bought this colon cleanser called almighty cleanse and I was wondering if anyone out there has tried it. I am supposed to take these pills every day and drink a powder drink 5 times a day. the drink is horrible. but on the infomercial, they said it was like a roto rooter to your bowels. I want to know if it is going to be worth my 90 dollars and worth the horrible taste of the drink. Anyone who has tried this please answer me.

My bowels come out the color of dark chocolate, or darker, and they are the consistency of pebbles, the size of marbles or slightly larger. Sometimes the pebbles are stuck together and as large as a tennis ball. I’m 31 and female. I try to ingest enough fiber and vegetables, although I’m not always successful. I have a movement daily, although small.

ok, is there anyone who knows a way to do a natural at home colon cleanse. See, i am going on a 15-21 day fast to detoxify my body. If i am not eating, there is nothing that will make me have bowels movements exept if i have a colon cleanse. anyone know of any variations or alternative teas to drink to have frequent bowel movements while on a juice fast.

Help somebody. I have recently been diagnosis with a bunch of problems. I was first diagnosis with a ulcer in my sigmoid colon, and colitis. Now I have a hiatal hernia, esophagitis, gastritis, and gastroparesis. And the gastroparesis is the worst I have ever heard anyone having. Your stomach is supposed to empty within 1-2 hours well mine takes 11 to 12 hours. I can’t handle it I am always nauseas I eat and I am nauseas for 3-6 hours after. And I want to vomit only if I could. I have made myself vomit before because of the pain. I have only done that once, but because of the pain I am afraid I will become bulimic. And I don’t want that either. They tell me not to eat fiber because it’s harder to digest, but I have really bad constipation. (You don’t even understand they gave me the 4 laxatives and the drink for a colonoscopy and did nothing pretty much) without fiber I can’t go the bathroom, but with fiber my stomach hurts. On top of it I have chest pain once and awhile with the gastroparesis. I bend over after I eat and I can feel my food coming back up. I swear i can feel my bowels move in my transverse colon. I have muscle spasms in my back and neck. I twitch during the night really bad. I wake up with back pain so bad it’s not even funny. My anxiety level and anger is very high. I start shaking because of it. I am afraid to take the medicine for gastroparesis because of the side effects that can happen I know they don’t happen to everyone but trust me when I say I have bad luck so I WILL have the side effects that are permanent. I don’t like a lot of the foods on the gastroparesis diet. I am only 23 and have 3 kids and go to college full-time so my stress is way up there. They say that’s what is causing this. Please someone have any advice or a good site to go to for gastroparesis diet. I can’t take all these problems. And I can’t interact with my kids because I am in pain. My back hurts, my stomach is killing me, and I am very irritated!
They have checked my thyroid and nothing. I am not diabetic, they check. I am on Zegrid and that’s about it, I don’t know why they can’t give me more medications to help with all of this.

i mean surely if were all running around with parasites and all this plaque in our bowels we’d all be ill.