Okay, so you know how in the Diet&Fitness section we get all those spam answers about how to "lose weight"? Y’know, the ones that go "I lost weight doing such and such, click here to find out more!!" (by the way, acai berry does NOT burn fat, it’s just filled with antioxidants…at least, that’s what my research says…I’ve been drinking pomegranate/acai berry juice for years and have not lost a single calorie because of it..It just tastes good to me).

So anyway, I came across one that said, "I cleansed my colon and lost weight!!" (more or less.)

What I want to know is, HOW in the HELL is that related to weight loss? And anyway, isn’t it incredibly dangerous to get a colon cleansing? I heard that it results in all kinds of problems, including getting a bad case of the runs.
Lol ironic how I’m blasting the "colon spam" and yet I get one of those spam answers here. Anyway, yeah, I just never understood how POOPING had anything to do with losing body fat. Hell, if I could lose weight by taking a dump, I’d be a supermodel right now.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.drnatura.com/colon_detox_images/colon_detox_lg107.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.drnatura.com/colon_detox_images/colon_detox_107.html&h=487&w=650&sz=95&tbnid=HbdzSmat7frkqM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcolon%2Bdetox&hl=en&usg=__hjc3Q9-UkNR2KJUs99N8RHHhh9M=&ei=6k0qS4yFHY7MngfCr7mECQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&ved=0CCUQ9QEwAw

http://www.colondiet.co.uk/images/colon-cleanse-photo-03.jpg

Is this the same as colon detox? What is that?

long story short, this adv on a site had the words ‘colon cleansing’ so i clicked just to see what on earth it is,

this came up http://www.blessedherbs.com/?sp=internal-cleanse&s_cid=colon%20cleansingcontent_14_3_001& (DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU ARE SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THE GROSS)

i was shocked how the hell their bodies produced that. Not to be even more gross, my diet is omnivore, but i have never produced something that you can pick up with chopsticks….

are they sick? is this a disease? what on earth…?

Blood leaving the small intestine is rich in amino acids and monosaccharides but does not contain proteins, disaccharides, or polysaccharides.

a.Explain why amino acids and monosaccharides are present and proteins, disaccharides, & polysaccharides are absent.

b. Explain how these components are related to each other i.e., how amino acids are related to proteins AND how monosaccharides are related to disaccharides/polysaccharides.

I’m 18 and in college which is stressful on it’s own. Now, we just discovered my mom has stage IV colon cancer & it’s terminal. She just had surgery to remove bits of her colon, but the cancer in her liver isn’t curable. She’s really depressed and has high anxiety. She’s only 49 too. I’m so stressed and it’s affecting my health and schoolwork and everything. Any advice? I feel like my world is falling apart.

I’m starting on the Acai Berry & Colon Cleanse soon.
I’d like to confirm to be safe and do this right.

So if you could help me with any of these:

-How many pills to eat?
-When to eat the pills?
-What foods to eat while on the diet?

Thank you very much. I appreciate all the help.

Is this safe to do? I’m 18. I’m taking prozac, ritalin, & concerta. I have Leaky Gut Syndrome, so I’m doing a colon cleanse. I’m starting a new diet for Leaky Gut as well. I’ll be taking supplements later on. Will taking these medications have any effect on my colon cleansing? thank u for your help.

Ok, so I started the 14 day acia berry cleanse today.
I am only going to eat eating fruits (watermelon, Cantaloupe, and honeydew) & Vegetables (broccoli, Spinach, Carrots, Celery) for the first 3 days.
Along with Boats load of water!!!! When should I start seeing results?

i am on my second day and have had lose bowel movements.( tmi but: like i could tell i pooped out the carrots i ate yesterday…there were pieces floating of the carrot in the toilet)
5’4 160 lbs female 21 y

apparently people drink a quart of salt water and it helps clean out there intestines

here are some sites for examples;

http://www.cleansingorsurgery.com/saltwaterflush.htm

http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php?bid=6&aid=CD4&dp=4803&opt=

^^^ this one has some yucky poop images

my question is, has anyone ever tried this? is it really necessary??? and it says you can use regular sea sat but does it matter if it’s iodized? isnt it possible to get sick from too much salt??

Okay..
Im not going to tell you my whole story about why I need to know.
So basically, I want to know on this website:

http://consumer-warning.net/diet/?t202id=621&t202kw=9lbswkly-diet

It talks about taking acai berry and some colon cleanser pills. So does this mean you take both? Or Im confused.. I know this may seem obvious to you, but please be nice.
Also, do they sell acai berry or the colon cleanser pills (unless its a pill thats a colon clenser AND has acai berry in it) in stores?
What stores should I look for it at?
Maybe vitamin world?
Thank you

I haven’t been taking very good care of myself & this weekend my friends & I went out (which is a rare occasion for me). So I want to completely cleanse/detox my system of alcohol, toxins just a complete fresh start. I am really trying to avoid the colon option…if possible.

I don’t want to get the run a round from doctor to doctor. I want to go staight to the source( the right dr to diagnose & treat a stomach problem) Currently bleeding from stomach after throwing up and in the last couple months also rectal bleeding with tons of stomach pain.

Well im only 15, but when I go to the bathroom, you know empty your stool. Well anyways Sometimes I go, I get bleeding(kinnda red) in my stool. I have 3 out of 7 symptoms of Colorectal Cancer, I went to my family doctor about this before, but she never really gave me a full answer, all she told me was to "eat healthier & more Excersise" and I was like "okay, but does that make the bleeding stop?" but then all she said was "just eat healthier and more excerise" I been excersising 30 mins a day, and lots of fruits, But I still bleed in my stool once in awhile, & I KNOW its from my stool because I didnt urine, and just ended my pms. Should I be worried? ALOT of my family members have this, but they seem to be okay? but im still worried, This only started this year, I never had this before, Should I go back to the doctors? but its so uncomfortable when I go, because the last time I went they had to check me -.-

Is there anyone out there that has this too? and can help me out?

I have been looking at some products for colon cleansing & am a little skeptical if it would be beneficial just from a wellness aspect…

I am 40wks & 5days with first baby. Confused on if I am going into labor.

Right now I feel constant pelvic/rectal pressure, almost unbearable, like baby is pushing down. Everytime the baby moves I get such a sharp pain in my lower stomach.Yesterday doc said it was only because I am engaged and having a large baby.

I am aching, like the worst menstrual cramps. Just started to get bad lower back pain this morning. No discharge. I also feel what I believe are contractions maybe only every 40 minutes. So confused. Is this early labor? Should I wait till they are 5 minutes apart? Should I go to the hospital now?

I see a weight loss/cosmetic dr every tuesday.
After mentioning my irregular bowl movement he recommended
a 15 day colon cleansing pill..He said it was all natural & couldn’t hurt.
Anyone know the facts?
Is it really good for helping remove toxins…
& what should i expect to…well come out?

Am 22 years old.
My surgeon told me that i don’t have piles nor external nor internal & no fissures& on rectal examination he found bleeding inflamed rectal muscosa.
.but in a stool analysis i had amebiasis..but i recieved ttt (50 days after start of symptoms)for 10 days(500 mg metronidazole t.i.d)&there was an improvement after temination of therapy..
but conditions returened again
& now stool analysis show pus although being negative for any parasitic infection & culture is negative for bacillary dysentry..
provided that i have no fever,no pain ,no abdominal cramps..maximum defacation times per day was 8(which happened only 5 times during the 2 months but including the tenesmus),intemittent minimal bleeding obseved only on sweeping my anus(sorry)by the end of defecation,no anemia (except microcytosis).can it be ulcerative colitis? or can it be a sequele of late treatment of amebiasis..(please don’t answer colonoscopy coz i know that answer) thanx

The price treatment for Colon Cancer is a lot of money. The treatment was done but now part of the intestine needs to be connected to replace a bag that holds the waste. If by any chance you would know how much this NEXT part would cost, please tell me an estimate if not exact.
This is very urgent & I’m not in the mood for jokes
Please This is VERY important
Thankyou so much

“The first week was a little difficult. We have never drunk so much water before. We kept asking one another about the results but there wasn’t much to report during the first week. Then various forms of ‘creatures’ began appearing in the toilet. We are now on the 30th day and so far each day brought on a new surprise – sometimes smaller and other times quite large ones.

One family member reported the other day, ‘This is very strange! I’m sure I’ve never eaten anything resembling this my whole life. The things I did eat, I always chewed really well. And still, something the size of my hand resembling a rubber glove came out of me.’

http://www.gcnm.com/colon_cleansing_detox.html?OVRAW=%22symptoms%20of%20worms%22&OVKEY=worm&OVMTC=advanced

Well I remember being shoved full of things during the Holocaust . .maybe it has something to do with string theory . . . Maybe it is entertainment for some people. Maybe theyve already read all the books in all the libraries

lol, I’ve just started & not really sure if it works or not.

My dad had colon cancer & his job let him go. They said he failed to turn in an paper for his leave. We know it’s bogus. But he still needs to get chemo.

PATIENT: Jonathan G.Regino-Started with fever and chill and frequent scanty painful urination. Ultrasound of urinary tract showed inflamed kidney and prostate. Digital rectal examination showed inflamed prostate. Urine culture was made to determine specific bacteria and sensitivity. Even before the result of urine culture, patient experienced excruciating pain in scrotum, particularly the left side. Palpation of scrutum showed some hard spots. Pain in scrotum was not accompanied with fever nor redness. The excuciating pain lasts until Injectable pain killers are administered. Frequency of pain attack is about 6-8 hours in between. Ultrasound of sc rotum showed Varicose Veins, enlarged & hard.

best product to help cleanse the liver, kidney, colon & intestines?

I am using the Michael’s brand "Ultimate Detox & Cleanse" and do not notice any results.

I have tried all of the over the counter remedies from gas x to phase x, vinegar & syrup to pepto bismol, milk of magnesia and all kinds of parasite destroyer tablets. Nothing works, doctors ran all of the test and nothing is blocking colon or disease diagnosed. I do not know what to do to stop this from happening.