I would like to know if anyone has tried these things & if they had the results that you see advertised everywhere.
I ended up gaining 35 lbs (bringing me to 156) when I was pregnant with my daughter & after giving birth I dropped down to 138 but unfortunately I got on the Mirena Birth control & gained all the weight back in 1 month. For the past 15 months I have tried to loose the weight with no luck & I even switched my birth control. Don’t tell me to go exercise & eat healthy because I already do that. That’s why I am curious if anyone has had results with these things.

I’ve tried suppositories, creams, stool softeners, numbers, and nothing seems to make my pain go away! I tried to go to a free clinic but I was turned away last time because they didn’t have enough doctors and they only have them on Mondays. Afterward, I went to the hospital and they said I had thrombosed hemorrhoids and he gave me some stool softeners and some ointment. It’s not working. He said to follow up with a colon & rectal surgeon if the pain persists, but I am 20 years old and I don’t have health insurance. I don’t know what health insurance I should get and I don’t make much money either. I’m so stressed and confused. I just want some help with my pain but it seems like I can’t get it treated. =( I hate going to use the toilet because it hurts so much.

Plus I think it’s not just hemorrhoids, I think I may also have an anal fissure and possibly something else. What do I do?

I have been taking the Colon Cleanse detox pills!

https://www.secureeasypay.com/coloncleanser/6/index.php?affID=54&subaffID=15507l

It’s my second day of usage.
I take the exact dosage the bottle tells me to take!
Which is two after breakfast and two after lunch!
And it says you can add another pill for fast results
which ive done once so far!

I think its really working because im experiencing
a better digestive system. Although i do not enjoy going 4-5 times a day!

My symptoms are:
-stomach pains and cramps(mostly because i am currently on my period)
-backaches(period symptom)
-headache once a day(not severe, also period symptom)
-severe gas
-discomfort in the belly(because i can literally feel it cleansing all the junk out of my stomach)

IS ALL OF THIS PERFECTLY NORMAL?

postive side:
-no rapid heart rate
-relieve after going to the bathroom

I did stop using it at the end of the day yesturday because i couldn’t stand the pain n now i feel better.

~Bones~ of any kind.They can splinter & puncture the trake or intestines or stomach or colon etc & can be fatal.Rawhide chewies are best but not for older dogs because they are harder to digest.
~Salt ~especially older dogs.Some dogfoods do not contain salt.We use Nutro senior.
~Chocolate~Is toxic & fatal,,can cause heart attack,,bad for nervous system,,liver & kidneys
~Grapes~ are toxic & can be fatal as is,,
~Raisins~&
~Onions~
~Dairy products~including milk cannot be digested as in humans
~No Spicey Foods~
~No Tomatos~ too acidy
~No Sugar~ can cause diabetes (including cookies & ice cream etc)
~No Bread~ turns into sugar
~Fruit ~ has no nutricianal value to a dog
~Small amount of potatoe occationally is ok
~Rice,,cooked veggies & boiled boneless beef/liver or chicken is good.Cool Completely.This is a good diet with a dog multi vitamin daily.

I’ve tried suppositories, creams, stool softeners, numbers, and nothing seems to make my pain go away! I tried to go to a free clinic but I was turned away last time because they didn’t have enough doctors and they only have them on Mondays. Afterward, I went to the hospital and they said I had thrombosed hemorrhoids and he gave me some stool softeners and some ointment. It’s not working. He said to follow up with a colon & rectal surgeon if the pain persists, but I am 20 years old and I don’t have health insurance. I don’t know what health insurance I should get and I don’t make much money either. I’m so stressed and confused. I just want some help with my pain but it seems like I can’t get it treated. =( I hate going to use the toilet because it hurts so much.

Plus I think it’s not just hemorrhoids, I think I may also have an anal fissure and possibly something else. What do I do?

Don’t tell me its not healthy b/c I DON’T CARE. I don’t exercise but tell me if this diet is good.

I’ve been taking a teen vitamin which has 100 something cals. I also take 2 kid gummies (they taste so good:)) & they r 15 cals each. I don’t eat breakfest or lunch. My dinner is a bag of popcorn (I know it sounds dumb, but popcorn is healthy & doesn’t have a lot of cals at all & I love popcorn anyway). I’m going to have 1 tbs of olive oil b/c i heard its good for the colon or something, is that true?

I 1st started doing this 2day, If I do it for a week or at least a few days, can i lose a few pounds? Don’t bother telling me that I’m an idiot b/c I kno I probably am but I really wanna lose wieght. So yeah, can i lose 5 pounds?

I have to have a colonoscopy done Thursday. They said I will have conscious sedation. The paperwork says I will be given a sedative and pain meds through an IV before they start. Anyone know what sedatives & pain medicines they give you? I wonder b/c I have had 16 surgeries and a lot of pain medicines and sedatives have no affect on me. Any info would be helpful. Thanks!

so im 11, im an okay weight but i wanna lose about 30lbs….in about 2-4 months, but healthily
NO STINKEN ACIE BERRY OR COLON CLEANSE or any of that stupid stuff that could possibly harm my body in some physical, or mentally way, i dont wanna end up in a hospital…..i want to lose this weight by a normal good diet to follow, you know, like 500-1,200 calories a day, and some excersizes. but i dont know what kind or anything, i want something i can write down, hang on my wall and follow every day, im doing this for me
im 5ft0
130lbs, and wanna be 95lbs before 5 months
so heres my "now" routine:
breakfast:nothing(sometimes some chips)
lunch:nothing cus i wake up so late unless school days i have a turkey sandwich
dinner:salad, or something
i usually over eat in between like 500calorie snacks, and i stopped eating for a day but i literally almost cried when i saw food and like mentally exploded, and began eating more than normal.
i have a small frame….but waaaayyyy overweight
i need alot of help before i go to the doctors again, cus i gotta see my weight, and wanna be real thin
NOONE TELL ME TO STOP EATING AND BECOME AN ANOREXIC, ID NEVER BE THAT INSANE!!!
so please be nice to me!
oh and im a vegetarian, so i dont have turkey sandwich, i have pb&j, see im goin crazy LOL

Everyone out there reading this, bear with me…I am beside myself on this & have many, many years of experience w/felines but this one is for the ages and & need some input from those of you out there who may have something productive to share. (Please, no idiot responses b/c this is serious = thanks). …I’ll try to make this brief…Last Sept. a stray female feline wondered up to property. She was very, very thin, young (prob 1 yr. old now) and had swollen teats. I knew she had kittens somewhere. I fed the poor starving animal b/c she was eating out of my trash can! Yep, feed a stray, they stay. Kept her as outdoor kitty. Have 3 car garage, heated in winter & doggy-door that cat was trained to use. Have food/water bowls & bed. Cat is a good, sweet, loving thing & a good mouser. She got pregnant again ( ) & gave birth to 5 beautiful, healthy kittens. Gave all kittens away @ 8 wk. mark. Made plans for spaying. Financial times b tough so found one who’d do on the cheap. (it included all shots = we were thrilled @ the quote!) Had to wait 3 wks. after last nursing of kittens & @ that 3 wk. mark, "Riley" went in to be spayed. Now, we were warned about this vet being known as a "butcher" and that a lot of folk around these parts usually has ended up w/dead pets after he gets hold of them. I was worried & concerned but again, times b tough; had to risk it. Riley went in on 5/23. Picked her up 5/24. Yep, she was "butched" & butched BIG time. I set about spoiling her & kept her confined for 3 days. On 5/31 @ 2:15pm, I found my little Riley-girl laying out in my driveway w/her guts lying outside of her body cavity. She was still alive! I ran to her, scooped her up w/guts in other hand. Put her in her carrier cage, sped off vet – HAD to use same one – what other choice did I have? (He ended up duping us & charged 5 for the spaying/shot deal – who’s da sucker now folks?!) I have been traumatized, hysterical, depressed, worried & guilt to the 10th degree over all of this folks. ….still cannot get the image of poor little Riley out in driveway w/guts hanging out & believe me when I tell you that I am a "tough bird" when it comes to things…(No wuss is Miss Joy!) Vet nvr. sanitized hands or table, nvr. cleansed her innards. (I know b/c I stayed & witnessed it all). Shoved ‘em back in & stitched. Filled her w/antibiotics, kept her for 2 days then sent her home w/me having to do wound care for 10 days & an antibiotic pill x2 a day. Vet said only 1 in 100 survive this sort of thing. Cat got constipated b/c of meds. Had to take her off for 2 days to soften bowels. Wound came open AGAIN 2 days ago. Rushed her back, this time he DID re-open her, cleansed everything, put her back together & I brought her home ystrday afternoon. She was full of infection & wound came open b/c she is so eaten up w/infection that her skin had begun to rot. It is amazing to me that this poor, innocent, sweet & loving animal has survived all of this (Me too!) and she’ll drink fresh water, eats very, very, VERY little. Actually wretches @ smell of canned cat food. Will lick juices of pork fat ( to help w/bowels?) chicken noodle soup juices and kitten formula. Blessed little thing will even use litter box I’ve set up for her while she’s on "lock-down". Vet sent me home this last time w/a spray for wound care called "Vetericyn" that cost us for 4 oz. We gladly pd. him for it as the sucker did not charge us for the last two "episodes" (which he shouldn’t have = bung hole) …sorry… I have to spray her wound x4 a day & back on antibiotic pill x2 a day. I seriously need to bathe her as the infection "juices" that had been dripping & dripping out of her is all over her lower abdomen, legs, etc. I need to wait @ least 3 days to allow the fresh wound (surgical site) to seal before I make that attempt. What I need from anyone of you out there reading this is this: What can I do to help poor little Riley to eat & keep up her strength & health? Please, I am desperate. I care deeply about this animal and she did not deserve this happy-crappy & all that she’s now gone through & I’m betting this kitty has used 5 of her 9 lives on all of this by now. (?!) (sigh & sniff) I feel so guilty & responsible and if she’s still living after all of this, well then; Miss Joy ain’t throwing in the towel either! Please, please, please – I am begging for ideas to get Miss Kitty to eat. Thanks for reading this folks. I have a good little cry each & everyday now for this animal…
P.S. Her guts came out b/c she had "vicerated" (sp? who cares now = whatever, you get it either way) meaning that her bowels, etc. pushed through the wound site. Vet said he’d never seen a vicertion that bad. Not only her intestines but EVERYTHING was hanging outside of her. (except heart) I went through the garage ystrday. w/bleach & cleaned the heck out of the whole thing before we picked her up. NOTE: Miss Joy is a very clean person to begin with – F.Y.I. I wash her bedding everyday/night to try to help w/infection & keep my hands & her food/water bowls washed daily.
P.S.S. I know what you’re thinking: Shoot or sue the Vet BUT, I am stuck w/this one now. We absolutely CANNOT afford to go to another vet. Remember: Times b tough financially. I have no choice w/that regard folks and for that, I will/still beat myself up on too… whaaaaaaaaa (sniff) …payment plan or not, it just is not feasible = sorry.
P.S.P.S. (and I’m done w/this "question) I did indeed ask the vet if we should just do the humane thing & put her down b/c I do not wish to see this cat suffer needlessly. Vet said she was worth saving and so far, so good. (?!) Folks, I do have a heart – okay?!
Vicerated b/c of bad stitch job to begin with – F.Y.i.

Don’t tell me its not healthy b/c I DON’T CARE. I don’t exercise but tell me if this diet is good.

I’ve been taking a teen vitamin which has 100 something cals. I also take 2 kid gummies (they taste so good:)) & they r 15 cals each. I don’t eat breakfest or lunch. My dinner is a bag of popcorn (I know it sounds dumb, but popcorn is healthy & doesn’t have a lot of cals at all & I love popcorn anyway). I’m going to have 1 tbs of olive oil b/c i heard its good for the colon or something, is that true?

I 1st started doing this 2day, If I do it for a week or at least a few days, can i lose a few pounds? Don’t bother telling me that I’m an idiot b/c I kno I probably am but I really wanna lose wieght. So yeah, can i lose 5 pounds?

It seems that coffee enemas are very popular for detoxing the liver as well as cleaning out the colon .This may work by dilating the bile duct ? Have you ever tried this ? Results ?

http://www.ask.com/bar?q=coffee+enemas+safe&page=1&qsrc=0&ab=8&u=http%3A%2F%2Ftaleofgrace.com%2F2007%2F09%2Fwhat-is-and-how-to-do-gerson-coffee-enemas%2Ftrackback%2F

http://www.ask.com/bar?q=coffee+enemas+safe&page=1&qsrc=0&ab=0&u=http%3A%2F%2Fcurezone.com%2Fart%2Fread.asp%3FID%3D28%26db%3D5%26C0%3D818

2 links about coffee enema benefits/safety

I have had divided gastric bypass surgery (99) I want to do a clense(detox). but my guts have been changed around and I’m afraid of screwing something up!! I have tried fiber supplements and thought I was gonna die the pain was so bad (sharp abdominal pains)HELP!!
thanks, I now run screeming!! from Ice cream it makes me sooo sick! I used to wipe out a pt of Ben&Jerrys no prob!!!

I haven’t had a regular bowel movement in about a week & I can feel it. I feel so bloated. What are some ways to clean myself out? I’d like to stay away from laxatives… What about drinking nothing but prune juice & water today? & no foods
I’d also like to add that I work out a lot, drink about 100 oz water a day, no soda, & get plenty of fiber so idk what’s causing it

Hey, I am in my mid 20′s, 6ft. 1in., 165 lbs. I’m slim as you can tell. I’ve tried excercising in attempts to look better, and have usually given up on it after a few weeks. Several weeks ago I half heartedly started lifting about 5lbs and I forgot how often. Here recently I went up to 15 lbs. try to do an average of 200 lifts a day. Is that safe, is it worth while? I eat pretty much what ever I want to and I don’t get fat, could that be a clue that I might not show muscle improvement very fast either? Just a thought. I take about 500mg of vit C and also a multi vit daily. (also have been on FloNase & Allegra). I’ve sensitive skin and sometimes limit my sweets hoping it will help an acne problem i’ve had on my back for a while, but lately I’ve been getting some sun and have been using some cleansing wipes and seems to improve. If my medical rambling hasn’t ran you off yet, I also tend to have loose bowel movements and maybe a bit worse since lifting weights. So any tips??

So this diet is the Acai berry + colon clense pills weight loss thing. So i will be doing both pills together each day. This is how i found out…

http://dailyconsumeralerts.com/diet/LoseWeight/?&t202id=300079&t202kw=Top300x250&match=WL_1&c3=

I am convinced it will work but i want to make sure this is SAFE for a teen. Is this safe for a 14 year old?

Also what do i eat while taking the pills? Do i eat what ever i want?

An 11 year old who weighs about 106 lbs.
Breakfast – half a cup of special K cereal (with no milk) with orange juice
Lunch – a banana
Dinner – a bowl of macaroni & cheese
That’s all my sister eats all day and sometimes desert is a piece of cake. She thinks she’s fat (*rolls eyes*) but is she? And is that diet healthy? She’s a picky eater, the only vegetable she eats is potatoes and the only fruit is bananas and sometimes apples. Over the summer she’s been eating only about half a bowl of macaroni at dinner though. Is it healthy? I don’t want her to get some weird colon disease or something and SHE doesn’t want to get "fat" Thanks.
She doesn’t eat meat, except chicken. Sometimes she has chicken nuggets for dinner, too.
I don’t know HOW I got 106 lbs. She’s about 85, which was the last time we checked her weight, but now she might be a little heavier sense we did that. So she eats mashed potatoes with her dinner too, and for lunch we’ll get her to eat something.

I went to L & d room to get monitored and contractions weren’t showing. It’s my third baby. Does it mean baby could come soon with the cramps?

or know of a healthfood store in my earea of wapaca county? i have been told this would help me in so many aspects & im so tired & run down & gaining so much weight umong other health issues & heard alot of great things about colin cleansing help !im so tired of feeling like crap!

Hi, I am a 16 female and I really want to try the colon cleanse and acai berry together and see if I lose weight. Has anyone my age-ish tried this diet and found that it works? Or doesn’t? I am 150 pound and want to lose about 15-20. Also, do you know any places that sell them both in Melbourne and how much they are? Also, if you lost weight, how much and in what amount of time? Thanks
these are the products i wanted to try, just not buy over the internet.

http://www.absoluteacaiberry.com/lp2/?aid=az&sid=39231-acai|intwl_v1_cpmaAU_new&downsell=1

and

http://www.effectivecleanse.com/?aid=az&sid=39231-colon|intwl_v1_cpmaAU_new&downsell=1#utm_source=az&utm_medium=39231-colon%7Cintwl_v1_cpmaAU_new&utm_term=none&utm_content=Effective+Cleanse+Antioxidant

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Hi, I am a 16 female and I really want to try the colon cleanse and acai berry together and see if I lose weight. Has anyone my age-ish tried this diet and found that it works? Or doesn’t? I am 150 pound and want to lose about 15-20. Also, do you know any places that sell them both in Melbourne and how much they are? Also, if you lost weight, how much and in what amount of time? Thanks
how much more specific can i be?
these are the products i wanted to try, just not buy over the internet.

http://www.absoluteacaiberry.com/lp2/?aid=az&sid=39231-acai|intwl_v1_cpmaAU_new&downsell=1

and

http://www.effectivecleanse.com/?aid=az&sid=39231-colon|intwl_v1_cpmaAU_new&downsell=1#utm_source=az&utm_medium=39231-colon%7Cintwl_v1_cpmaAU_new&utm_term=none&utm_content=Effective+Cleanse+Antioxidant

Hi am very curious about this.The lemon detox site says to use mandal bay syrup, but I have checked the dept stores in my city ( Bangalore,India)not one of them has it.I read that alternatively maple syrup can be used.But the scary thing is this diet is supposed to be maintained for 2 weeks! and they say to drink this diet mix (8oz)6-8 times in a day .Do they mean 8oz* 6 times or what.Anyone know more about this please help & I don’t want information or links to colon cleansing please
but is the liquid the only thing that am allowed to have?

I’m sure some are thinking I’m panicking and I probably am.

The problem is, as of Friday, I started to experience severe stomach aches (it’s now Wednesday). Just right now I had an hour-long stomach ache which was probably the worst pain i ever experienced in my life, which lasted for an hour. The stomach ache would occur once per day for no longer than an hour between 7 to 8PM. My stool was normal up until two nights ago it turned black, however tonight it turned more into a light black/greenish color.

Like I said, I’m sure I’m panicking but just to make myself feel better, I decided to proceed with asking this. Do you think I have colon cancer based on what I described above? I’m sure some will just say "go see a doctor", which I have an appointment tomorrow, so I really don’t feel like hearing the typical. I just want educated guesses to help me get in a better state-of-mind for the time being.

As for my background; I do not drink or smoke. The only stuff I took recently was a natural testosterone booster (which is legal). I got off of it a few days ago after I experienced these stomach aches. My diet is pretty clean. I usually only eat chicken breasts (sometimes pre-marinated & frozen from the store), tuna fish in water, oatmeal, corn, lettuce, whey protein shakes & baked potatoes. Some days when I feel like pigging out a little with carbs, I make it clean with stuff such as yogurt, orange juice, burritos on whole wheat torillas, which I eat those foods occasionally.

I also exercise regularly. I jog about four miles per day and make it to the gym every other day. Due to my clean diet & my routine, I am pretty shocked to experience anything wrong with myself, physically. I don’t get sick, at all unless it’s allergies. Also, there is no cancer history among my family, excluding my grandma on my dad’s side, who had breast cancer. Other than that, my family was pretty clean from cancer, however, you never know if it will strike me or not. Don’t expect everything to follow a pattern or for things to be that predictable. The unexpected can always occur.

Thanks. I’m only looking for serious answers, seeing this is based on a serious topic.

Best answer will get 10 points.
EDIT: I also weighed myself today and I am 161 pounds, which is down from Sunday (three days ago) when it read 164 pounds.
I forgot to add I’m 20 years old….

I am 70+ & on several meds —lots of fiber does little to help

Recently I just fell upon detoxing on the internet.

I’m really looking to do a full body detox for all the health benefits, because I REALLY believe my body needs it considering all the symptoms that I have for just a parasite detox alone.

I wanted to do this:
Parasite Cleanse
Kidney Cleanse
Colon Cleanse
Liver Cleanse

I found a kit on ebay that is priced at for a full body detox, but I’m unsure if that is too much.

Could you possibly give me some general prices that you have spent on your detoxes, whether it be just one or all of them, and a list of the ingredients you purchased.

For the parasite detox, it’s generally black wallnut husk, wormwood, and cloves, but i want to see what you have purchased other detoxes.

This would be my first time so I’m trying to go for a decent deal without having to hastle in purchasing all the sorts of capsuls & herbs if I can avoid it by buying a kit.
I’m trying to do this to clean my body out, not just "diet" like many of you may think.

I wouldn’t have asked this if I wanted to go on a diet.

Hi, I am a 16 female and I really want to try the colon cleanse and acai berry together and see if I lose weight. Has anyone my age-ish tried this diet and found that it works? Or doesn’t? I am 150 pound and want to lose about 15-20. Also, do you know any places that sell them both in Melbourne and how much they are? Also, if you lost weight, how much and in what amount of time? Thanks
these are the products i wanted to try, just not buy over the internet.

http://www.absoluteacaiberry.com/lp2/?aid=az&sid=39231-acai|intwl_v1_cpmaAU_new&downsell=1

and

http://www.effectivecleanse.com/?aid=az&sid=39231-colon|intwl_v1_cpmaAU_new&dow