My dog loves to sit in my lap but I have irritable bowel syndrome?

8 Comments

1. Meg says:

   March 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

   I to have irritable bowel syndrome and I have never crapped on myself when my dog jumped on me. I only get a big painful pain on the lower stomache. anyways, teach her not to jump.
2. Rayven Wolf says:

   March 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

   ………she’s bbbbbbaaaaacccckkkkk

   Also even if you had IBS Bella sitting on you wouldn’t have caused you to shyte yourself
3. Jackie says:

   March 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

   Teach your dog not to jump up
   or
   invest in a box of Depends
4. nobody says:

   March 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

   Oh my!,
   You need to work with bell a on not jumping up and/or leaning to sit to side of you. Or try using the restroom before sitting down with the dog.
5. Jacob B says:

   March 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

   omfg thats gross
6. ~Amerz~ DSC says:

   March 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

   well thats what happens when you load up on taco bell and then sit on a white couch! Hey, you can always blame the unslightly stains on Bella….or just tell people you have a spotted couch on purpose.

   Morkies are well known sh*t disturbers by the way.
7. Monica P says:

   March 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

   WHEW! I so needed this laugh!

   I can’t see that IBS would cause you to dodo on yourself. A prolapsed rectum on the other hand would!

   I am guessing your bored…but hey…nonetheless, thanks for the GREAT laugh!
8. muchas pooches rescue says:

   March 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

   Train your dog not to sit or jump in your lap.