Is it normal to expel your large intestine during a monster dump?
Over the course of weeks, I like to see how long I can go without pooping. I broke my record with 42 days, but the bloating felt so strong that it was time to release some feces. I ventured into my outhouse and let it all explode out. Unfortunately, a rather big segment of my large intesting came out with it, and began dangling out of my butt. What should I do, cut it with scissors?
Tagged with: bloating • butt • feces • outhouse • scissors • segment
Filed under: Intestines


Push it back in with your finger or a toilet plunger handle. After pushing the intestine back in, remember to clinch. Clinching will hold the intestine in as you remove your finger or toilet plunger handle.
I like to use a well lubed English cucumber and put on some sexy music when I do mine.
Good Luck
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lol. that’s normal, just leave it.
Galileo only you know the answer but while I have your attention may I say you don’t look a day over a 100. =)
get yourself a pair of tight boxer briefs and nobody will be able to tell.
Wrap it around your waist like a bathrobe belt.
lol, now this is funny. well thought out. good job sir.