If a Human Brain had a wrestling match with a Small Intestine who would win?
The brain could somehow transmit neural signals to the small intestine causing it to crap and loose it’s fighting mass, or the small intestine could wrap itself around the brain and tie it up. There’s a lot of possibilities what’s your opinion?
Tagged with: brain • crap • neural signals • possibilities • small intestine
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it would be faster for the brain to send signals then for the small intestine to wrap itself around the brain…
Plus…i don’t know if we are all being literal about this.. lol but the brain commands all body systems. …so the small intestine would suck…
but then like.. if we aren’t speaking sensibly.. and like they were having a dueling match on a Battle Field… i would think the brain would be stronger anyway even if the intestine wrapped itself around the brain… …… plus like the small intestine is like all tangeld up in itself… anyway so it would have to unravel itself… and stuff like that..
lol…
whatever i say brain…
the small intestine would win because of the method you said
Stupid Question
From a Stupid Person
um i’m gonna say the small intestine…. just because
the small intestine would put a bear hug on the brain, and without a spinal cord, the brain is useless. the ref then finds the brain with no cognitive response and the small intestine wins
Hmmm it would be a double suicide and an epic failure hahaha no I really don’t know.
Small intestine would win via DQ. The Brain and his buddies Pancreas and the Kidneys will do a number against it.
the brain, because it controls the small intestine
IF YA SMMMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL WHAT THE BRAIN IS COOKIN!
Both would lose. The brain would send a neural signal telling the small intestine to shut down. As a result, the small intestine would then release all the crap stored inside, and since the brain also operates the nose, it would smell all the crap easily and die of methane poisoning.