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Denisedds (88)
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A two gallon barium enema should do it.
you don’t want to know…ok I’ll tell you the old nurses trick 8 oz. heated prune juice, spiked with 2 oz milk of mag. Have a nice day…cloistered in the outhouse!
ask Clay Aikens
Apple juice cocktail with half prune juice.
Does your vacuum cleaner have one of those
long, narrow attachments?
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True Story: Once had a 92-year-old man come into the ER with a 30 cc syringe stuck in his colon. He had decided to give himself a home enema by attaching one end of his garden hose to his faucet and the other to the syringe. As the doc put it: "Attaching the syringe to the garden hose and turning on the water excessively forcefully shooting the syringe up into his rectum." The man had to have surgery.
In case anyone ever wondered: Yes, the azz is watertight. That thing is a vacuum you go in deep enough.
Jump up and down while eating grapes all day.
call a large man a bad word. Then he will beat the **** outta you
Have you got a pressure washer?
They’re only half as good as professional treatments – sort of "semi" colon remedies.
White Castle hamburgers work for me!
Hire an ex con as a house cleaner>?
Well, my wife has this glove that
goes past her elbow…
I think Lowes has a wireless vacuum cleaner for this purpose.
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Hot peppered tea
no chunks for three days.
So I am told.
You first okay.
Then a spiritual cleanse every day for two weeks.
This insures the exorcism of cling ons.
Let me know how this works out for you.
Yuk, Buk!
Well… that depends which end you preferred to start your
"colon cleansing"
Top- Baking Soda
Bottom- Good old Toilet brush
Tacos de Carne Asada, con Jalapenos, fresca..
coffee emima.. the Gesen therapy
Pure Evil you can’t handle my food? gah its the last time I cook for you!
oh and there is some tea that you can make that cleanses it out
Go through the drive-thru for some KFC, then take it HOME and eat it.
You’ll need a funnel 3ft of 1/2" tubing 10 cups of Folgers coffee and very tolerant neighbors
Just keep lippin off about your wife like you been doin, it’s gonna happen.
Mongolian Beef…add some chili paste